AKPOS NO DEY CARRY LAST

Papa Akpor: i learnt your jamb result is out AKPORS : daddy you
remember john wey dey carry first for our whole school? he
failed . . . . . . . , papa Akpors : dat ' s terrible, what happened?
AKPORS : u also remember paul wey dey teach me for house ? he
failed too , papa Akpors : what' s causing the poor
performance ? , Akpors : daddy i don't know na so e be o Even
kelvin who won the cowbell competition failed too . . , papa
Akpors : so how was your own result ? , AKPORS : you also remember
okon , our senior perfect ? he failed papa; AKPORS ( angrily ) if
all those people failed , weting u expect for my own result ?? i
be witch ? ONE WORD FOR AKPOS??!!